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Omega Epsilon Epsilon Beta

Welcome to Omega Epsilon Epsilon Beta, a sublime invite-only fraternal club for distinguished gentlemen.
Without spoiling what this club is about, we will attempt to explain how you can solicit an invite for yourself.

First, imagine a three-tiered rite with the below-pictured ranks:

A three-tiered pedestal in a cave. The first step says 42 degrees and is dark green in color, the second step says 66 in dark red, and the third step consists of a pink 6 and a blue 9. High above the pedestal is the opening to the outside world, with LXX written in gold in the center.

You must be able to demonstrate that:
1. You are of the 70th degree.
2. You have formerly been of the 69th degree.

It's that simple.

Please send your application to "webmaster with an extra e" at this domain, and we will weigh your prospects of joining this noble order of ωεεβ's.

And may the H be with you.